SATURDAY
ME: GOOOO APPLACHIAN!
SKY: (rains)
ME: Let's go to a restaurant and watch the game!
ROOMMATES: Um...there's a game?
ME: APPALACHIAN DON'T YOU KNOW?!?!?!
(Drives to Wit's Inn, a restaurant/bar up the road.)
ME: (noms pizza, watches game.)
SKY: (deluges)
ME: Um...there's a lot of water on the porch.
JENNIE: There's a lot of water on the road, too.
CAR: (floods)
ME: OMG MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!
ROOMMATES: Gasp!
RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES: Well that sucks. At least you can watch the game!
RESTAURANT: (floods)
APPALACHIAN FOOTBALL TEAM: (loses)
ME: (leave my car there, go to Hagar's House, watch cars flood on street.)
SUNDAY
ME: (walk to Wit's Inn to get my car.)
CAR: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!?!?!?
ME: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry please work.
CAR: (cranks)
ME: YAAAY!!!
(Drives to the church, water sloshing about inside the car.)
CAR: (pulls into driveway. Dies.)
ME: Oh noes!!!
(Texts all roommates for help.)
Five of Eight Roommates who responded to an 8:30 AM text on a Sunday Morning: "Here I come to save the day!!!!"
(Push car into parking space)
ME: (Fills a shop-vac full of water from my backseat.)
CAR: Why does she hates us, precious?
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10 months ago
wow. i hope everything works out with your car and that you are able to get up here safely!! :)
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